Tuesday, December 15, 2009

How do you figure out if your addicted to MySpace?

I'm not saying I'm addicted, but I have friends that are ALWAYS on it and freak if they aren't.


I think they're addicted, and I want to help them because I don't want them to become a crazy person, =/How do you figure out if your addicted to MySpace?
1. The first thing you do when waking up, before going to bed, every 5 minutes while awake and during any mid-sleep pee breaks is refresh your


Myspace page.





2. You have Myspace ';update'; alerts sent to your mobile phone.





3. You've spent more than 6 hours creating the perfect Myspace layout, and/or called friends to ';check it out man';.





4. You have more than 500+ friends, and are unsure all of them are even human beings.





5. Your dog, cat, shoe has a Myspace page you created, and befriended.





6. You've said the phrase, ';I dunno let me check my Myspace'; when asked to go out and do something and/or have nothing to do unless it's been bulletined, event added and advertised on Myspace.





7. You've filled out a bulletin quiz of 100+ questions, that you knew no one but your stalker, and the US government would read. Or you post an excess of 2 bulletins a day.





8. You go by a screen name other than your real birth given name, and insist people use it in real life.





9. You've ';net'; fought people over dissing your ';pimp action'; profile, or posted ';photo salutes';( a picture of you holding a piece of paper with your screen name) to prove you are who you are on Myspace, and in fact cared someone didn't believe you were you.





10. You found this article, and immediately refreshed your Myspace page to blog and/or bulletin it for others to read, adding your own,';That is so not even funny'; note onto it.





or








1. You change your background image and song everyday





2.You are constantly checking to see who is online to send them a personalized message





3. You and your friends have a disagreement and you threaten him/her with taking them off your top friends list





4.You have a diary on your profile





5.You call your friend and when they say they aren't home you know they're lying because you are looking at their profile and it says online now





6.You have all of your favorite artists as your friends but they never write to you





7.Your profile is filled with so many pictures and surveys that it takes 5 minutes to get to the leave a comment section





8.You tell your friends when you are hanging out that you'll see them on Myspace





9.You check your email constantly to see if anyone has sent you a message





10.You have your phone set up to let you know you have a new comment





11.You change your display name constantly, depending on your current mood





12. You have a separate profile for your pet Chihuahua





13. You meet new friends and the first thing you ask is ';you have a Myspace profile?';





14. You have more friends on Myspace than you have in real life





15. You answer quizzes from other peoples profiles





16.You've checked your Myspace messages while reading this article





17. You own a piece of clothing with the Myspace logo





18. You have Tila Tequila as your friend





19. You have Myspace IM and leave it always signed in





20. When Myspace is ';undergoing maintenance'; you freak out and get really upset, you refresh your page every 2 secondsHow do you figure out if your addicted to MySpace?
Ya that definately means your addicted. I get on myspace, but I dont freak out if im not! If they feel like they have to be on there 24/7...they need help.
well if you think they are addicted for the things they are doing doesnt that tell you what being addicted to myspace is?
Well if you have to ask this question then yes your addicted
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